How to Write a Simpleton Book Very Fast

These notes are based on How To Write A Book In Less Than 24 Hours by Stefan Pylarinos. The book is very short and targeted at use of minimal effort to make money on short nonfiction books with no quality control. While that inherently colors its advice, there are useful tips within it. If you are enthusiastic about writing, rather than making money, I would not advise reading it.

“Good” Advice

These are the things that can be useful if you are trying to rush publish something simple. There are also pieces of advice that may apply for more serious efforts, but I do not make the effort to distinguish them.

Market-Based Advice: Make it quick and cheap because most people don’t read past the first chapter. Shorter books are less intimidating, quicker/easier to make, and cheaper. These make them more likely to be purchased. Series encourage people to buy multiple books, and they are more likely to believe there is more value in several cheaper books than a single equivalently priced book with equivalent content. Find your target market first. Specificity in topic is rewarded. Spend 30 minutes on coming up with at least 10 ideas. People choose highly specific titles over broader titles. Make a bunch of title ideas. Keep them as short as possible. Think of them like a headline. Figure out where to publish. (Stefan only focuses on low-effort self-publication systems. I didn’t bother to include them here, as it’d be a waste of your time.)

Research Advice: All of their research advice is bad in my opinion.

Outlining Method: Take 30-60 minutes to come up with a list of ideas to cover, then come up with chapter titles, cut them down or combine them depending on overlap of topics, and finally write 3 things to cover for each chapter.

Writing Advice: Perfect is the enemy of the good enough. Schedule time to write. Publicly commit to your work as a way to encourage yourself. Distractions are evil, and should be treated as such. Timers can help you focus. Aim for 500-1000 words per chapter. (That would make this blog post chapter-length.) Spend an hour per chapter. (They promote this as a limit.) Don’t filter, just write. (Proofreading and editing is a separate task that comes later.) Spelling and sentence structure can always be fixed – after you’re finished writing.

Writer’s block? Exercise, take a break.

Editing Advice: Stefan focuses on proofreading. They suggest only waiting 30 minutes between writing and proofreading, when you should at least sleep on it. Reading aloud can help you find clunky sentences. Having someone else proofread makes it easier to spot issues.

(If you really want to follow the idea of rapidly producing simpleton books, you should have each day’s tasks be for different books so that you have an appropriate rest period between each step. To be clear, I define tasks as everything before writing, the writing itself, and editing/proofreading. These are the 3 main “categories” of action that benefit from having a break in-between. Realistically, research should be its own block too, and editing/proofreading shouldn’t be done in one day.)

Really Bad Advice

I include this because it can be helpful to understand why a particular piece of advice is bad (and to share a few related thoughts).

Misunderstandings: The 80-20 rule is that 20% of effort generates 80% of value. This author seems to think this means you can put minimal effort into something and still have most of the value. The reality is that you can’t know which effort generated the most value until you are done. Skipping 80% of the effort just means you’ll have very little very low-quality work.

“I’ve researched this for 1 hour, therefore I understand it.”

Worst Advice: “Research for only an hour.” This is the single worst piece of advice in the whole book. It encourages perpetuating common misunderstandings and repeating surface-level information that doesn’t actually get to the heart of a topic.. or explain it at all. Anything produced with this philosophy will be of minimal value, maybe equivalent to this blog post at most. (This is why large language models appear to be very knowledgeable at a surface level, but if you have any experience in a particular field or knowledge on a topic, they immediately fall flat. LLMs are fundamentally a “highest probability” surface-scanning machine on everything.)

For comparison, when I wrote a blog post about taking breaks, the end result was 2 paragraphs explaining the practical result of current research on taking breaks. That came from 3 hours of research on summaries of studies and articles on the topic. If it takes 3 hours to make 2 paragraphs that just cover the surface of a topic as simple as “how often and how long should breaks be”, then anything book-length will be worthless if it is based on only an hour of research.

“Forums are better than research.”

The 2nd worst piece of advice was to use forums for answers rather than checking credible sources or doing original research. While forums can help you find good answers for a lot of things, making them the main source of a book is a woefully inadequate idea. Such information must be used carefully, and checked for validity. (You’ll note that I include a disclaimer about my blog posts not having been thoroughly checked for validity. This is why. I am confident in what I say, but not an authority on any particular topic.)


Stefan suggests taking advantage of someone from the global south to transcribe a voice recording if you don’t like typing. They also assume you can write at 50 wpm on average and thus it is theoretically possible to bang out a chapter in 10 minutes minimum. (This can be fine for a first draft, but Stefan expects it to be your final draft.)

The book ends by hard-selling an online course of some kind. I suspect it fits the colloquial definition of a scam. (Most “scams” are not legally scams because they contain ill-defined value – much like this book. One must be careful on their wording when publishing to avoid lawsuit. This is part of why it took me several months to go from writing these notes to publishing this overview – I needed to make sure that my descriptions of the content of this book do not violate copyright.)

A great example of hard-selling and “scams” that aren’t scams is the focus of this lovely video by Dan Olson:

Speak Up When You Are Suspicious

Recently I saw a video (When Your Hero Is A Monster) talking about the general response people have any time a celebrity is revealed to have been doing sex crimes. A common response is to claim you always knew something was up, as a way to process your grief at having been misled into believing they were a good person. The video suggests that this impulse is harmful because it signals to others that they aren’t “good enough” because they didn’t see it coming. But this is usually post-fact rationalization, not a belief that was held before the reveal.

When Your Hero Is A Monster isn’t really about Neil Gaiman, it’s sorta about how we are misled into believing celebrity is good, and have an unhealthy relationship with finding out the truth.

It made me think about how Honey blew up recently (How Honey Scammed Everyone on YouTube). I never installed it because it seemed suspicious1, but I never called it out, so now me saying so is exactly the same knee-jerk response. It doesn’t actually help, whether or not it’s true that I felt there was something wrong, because now it’s too late to have warned anyone. It made me realize that I should be more forthright in saying when I think something bad is going on. At the very least, I can point to proof and say “yes, I did actually suspect” and know that I’m not making false memories, but it also is helpful to talk about misgivings because that’s how you can work out whether or not your concerns are justified, and maybe even help others.

Everyone credits MegaLag for exposing this, and while they definitely made the video that got everyone talking about it, it’s a long video and Mental Outlaw‘s video not only explains it much easier and quicker, but also manages to cover similar suspicions/problems with VPN companies, how Linus Media Group unintentionally helped Honey stay incognito, and even mentions a sort of successor to Honey to be on the lookout for. I think this is the best summary of recent events.

This also made me think about COVID. In March or April 2019, I correctly predicted exactly (within a few months) how long it would take for vaccines to arrive, and how people would pretend it stopped being a problem despite becoming endemic. But I didn’t say anything publicly. I told close friends and family what to do to be safe, and what to expect. I made my dad take precautions and took over riskier interactions to help keep him safe. I should’ve told more people. It’s my only regret from all of 2019. I could’ve helped more people, but I didn’t.

When you are unsure of something, or you feel that is something wrong, talk about it. Markiplier called out Honey’s suspicious activity years ago. Through dialogue, you learn whether or not your fears are misplaced, you help others remember to stay vigilant, or even help others recognize something is wrong long before it becomes popular or common knowledge. This is a mistake I keep making, but I’m trying to improve. When I see something important to discuss, I should call out. It’s not about being correct, it’s about communication.

Markiplier Predicts Honey Scam In 2020 (there’s also a response he made being very excited about how right he was, and a very amusing animatic of part of this rant)

Footnotes

Linus Media Group pulled their Honey sponsorships over suspicions a long time ago, but didn’t talk much about it. One could easily argue they are partially to blame for not speaking up, but it’s also easy to argue that it was a private business decision, and they didn’t know how important it would be to say something. (Hell, they could’ve even been under contract requiring them to keep the secret2. We would never know.) They did post a response to the Honey situation. That’s also a class-action lawsuit underway, spearheaded by LegalEagle.

  1. Ironically, I was suspicious of it primarily because of privacy violations (tracking any shopping you do, but possibly also just everywhere) and because I assumed it worked through backroom deals with sellers to give out discounts in exchange for customer information – allowing a company to keep its image clean because it wasn’t the one who stole your private information, it just bought that information. As we now know, that’s not at all what was happening.
  2. Being under a secretive contract is always bad. You don’t get to know what secrets you’re required to keep secret without signing the contract. Because of this, it’s hard to blame someone for being required to keep a secret. Obviously, there are many secrets that are highly unethical.. but it’s understandable to value your life more than revealing such secrets.

Is it still footnotes if you’re just posting semi-related thoughts?

As always, I endeavor to make sure my blog posts are archived.

Updated 2025-01-16: Removed confusing phrasing in the opener and moved a paragraph into the footnotes because it was out-of-place.

Turning on Eggshells (Drabble)

Jason crawled to the kitchen to keep his back from scraping the ceiling. He knew he was too tall, and that it was unlikely he would find a place comfortable for him – too expensive. He picked up an egg, careful of the way it distorted when rotated as he cracked it over a thin frying pan.

The Y-axis compression reached 300%, but thankfully it stopped there. How and why the error had occurred was lost to time now. Jason only wished the safeguards keeping humans from shrinking applied to the environments. Or maybe that they weren’t there at all.


Drabble is a form of extremely short storytelling, where you are limited to exactly 100 words. This one was written for Lawrence Simon’s Weekly Challenge, on 2024-11-24.

Blood Test (Drabble)

The world was due for cancer screening. A century prior, it had barely survived. From the fallout, symptoms were documented, and as the years of testing passed, the world was content that it would not return. Attention turned to its autoimmune disease. If left untreated, fever would come, and kill. A screening was missed while the autoimmune treatment plan was drafted, but the symptoms were minor, and the world was content.

The cancer, it turns out, had returned. Its presence accelerated the autoimmune disease, and the fever had started.

The world is dying, but it has survived worse. Have hope.


Drabble is a form of extremely short storytelling, where you are limited to exactly 100 words. This one was written for Lawrence Simon’s Weekly Challenge, on 2024-11-07.

Stay Alive

They want you to despair and die. They want you to kill yourself because then they can pretend they aren’t the cause. It’s critical that you understand this: Despite any pain we endure in the near future, it’s nowhere near over and we will fucking survive.

I am not making an optimistic assertion when I say this cannot stand. Fascism always destroys itself. We may end up living under a fascist dictator, but the world has survived powerful fascists before, and it will again.